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If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn fool.
-Anonymous A penny saved is ridiculous! -Anonymous Don't use a big word where a diminutive word will suffice. Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. -Anonymous Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference. - Anonymous To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have his shoes. Never hunt rabbit with dead dog.- Charlie Chan When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy. If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and think of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness. If you're going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance. If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head... If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. -Harry S Truman
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