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When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her-but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. –Robert Schuman I have always been convinced that if a woman once made up her mind to marry a man, nothing but instant flight could save him. –Somerset Maugham Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. –Zsa Zsa Gabor There are about twenty murders a year in London and not all are serious-some are just husbands killing their wives. –Commander G.H. Hatherhill The opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge. –Clebeland Amory Never answer a question, other than an offer of marriage, by saying Yes or No. –Susan Chitty The wife who always insists on the last word, often has it. -Dr. Kenneth Hutchin Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. -Joseph Barth My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. -Winston Churchill I said “yes.” Isn’t that enough? –Fracoise Sagan If my husband would ever meet a woman on the street who looked like the women in his paintings, he would fall over in a dead faint. –Mrs. Pablo Picasso Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery. –George Jean Nathan If brides, they should be very cautious about asking their husbands to dry the dinner dishes. The right start is simportant to a marriage. Make them wash em’ right from the beginning. –George Starbuck Galbraith I can't mate in captivity. -Gloria Steinem
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