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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. -Zsa Zsa Gabor Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. -Zsa Zsa Gabor The trouble with photographing beautiful women is that you never get into the dark room until after they've gone. -Yussef Karsh A "woman driver" is one who drives like a man and gets blamed for it. -Patricia ledger A ship is always referred to as a "she" because it costs so much to keep her in paint- Admiral Chester Nimitz Men's minds are raised to the level of women with whome they associate… -Alexandre Dumas That common cold of the male psyche, fear of commitment. -Richard Schickel Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes; men who like women never notice what they wear. -Anatole France Macho does not prove mucho. - Zsa Zsa Gabor A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. -Nancy Reagan The way to fight a woman is with your hat-grab it and run. -John Barrymore A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty. -Rudyard Kipling A woman is like a gun. Don't fool with it. Man has his will-but woman has her way. -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Women have more imagination than men. They need it to tell us how wonderful we are. -Arnold H. Glasow The only reason why women go to the ladies' room in groups is so they can plot against men without being interrupted. The battle of the sexes has more surrenders than casualties, and a great many hand-to-hand encounters. Ever since Eve gave Adam the apple, there has been a misunderstanding between the sexes about gifts. –Nan Robertson When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it’s longer than any hour. That’s relativity. –Albert Einstein Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece. Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
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